Рамиль Латыпов "Incredible adventures of friends"

Incredible adventures ofВ friends
Рамиль Латыпов

– Victor today is a big day, we will go to another world – - said Petka with a serious face.– I won’t go to the bathhouse to peek. The jaw hasn’t healed since last time. Aunt Mashastill shakes her fist when I walk near her house.– No, you bastard, we’re going to another world.With these words, our great adventure began.

Incredible adventures ofВ friends

Рамиль Латыпов

© Рамиль Латыпов, 2022

ISBNВ 978-5-0056-2264-8

Создано в интеллектуальной издательской системе Ridero

As always in the summer, we played in the yard with my friend Petka. But it was a strange day. By the time we were eighteen, the whole world didn’t feel fabulous anymore, we wanted more adult adventures.

Viktor today is aВ big day, we will go toВ another world-said Petka with aВ serious face.

«I’m not going to peek in the bathhouse. My jaw hasn’t healed since last time. Aunt Masha still shakes her fist when I walk near her house.

«No, ugly, we’re going to another world.

With these words, our big adventure began.

Chapter 1В Magic andВ us.

Why everything went dark. Petka dragged me to the attic. He told me to stand in a circle with strange symbols on the floor and close my eyes. The world swirled around me, and I felt like I’d fallen down a well. It was cold, probably minus ten degrees, but then it suddenly warmed up. The bright light blinded me, but when I could see where I was, I was shocked. This isn’t the attic of my five-story house, it’s a well-lit room with ancient medieval furniture. And most importantly, in the center of the room, a beautiful eighteen-year-old girl in a black maid apron was kneeling. Beautiful shoulder-length blonde hair and slightly slanted almond-shaped eyes spoke of the girl’s Oriental origin. Around her neck was a black collar decorated with sapphires.

«Sir, you have arrived. And with you is your friend Victor. A friend of the master’s has heard a lot about you.

В«He is also your master. From this day forward, serve him as you serve me. Petka said with an imperious air, though then he winked at me with aВ smile.

– The command is accepted. I will continue to perform my duties. Food on the table clothes in the wardrobe. They have already delivered their rings and amulets in a chest for your arrival.

After saying that, the beautiful maidservant left the room. But for a second, I saw the disdain in his eyes for my friend. The pleasant smell of her perfume filled the room, so I couldn’t help but inhale

«Who’s that?» I could only say.

– First sit down at the table and let’s eat, not for nothing did she cook so much, waiting for you, probably. Grinning, he sat down at the table and started eating with me. There were hot sausages, potato pie, and dumplings on the table. «This is my friend the golem doll maid of Virgil. A blonde with a beautiful figure, but with her you will not get muddied. This doll is not alive, but it can also cause a program defect if you molest it. Then he began to rub his cheek. It is clear that he received his warning or «even a red card». «Nothing so bad will happen if we find a new doll in the store, but I like her and she performs her duties well. Try not to make her angry, otherwise you will get not only in the face, but also in the treasure. We are in the world of magic my friend and we are waiting for a great adventure. I came to this world two months ago when I found magic chalk and his diary in the dacha of my late grandfather Anatoly Viktorovich Kurochkin. It said that you need to draw a circle in a quiet place and so you can get into the magical world. My grandfather wrote that he had been here many times and done great things. I wanted to come here, too. When I got here, this house was destroyed, then I bought it back and arranged it.

On the street, a guard in armor and a rapier caught me and took me to the head of the heroes guild. He had clear instructions on this matter. I was driven around the city in a carriage, hiding my outfit and school uniform from the townspeople. The guild quickly explained to me what’s what, the head of the guild is from our world himself, he is Vietnamese, has a bald head and a beard for one hundred and forty years, and his name is Mr. Chao. Then I was given a traveler’s card, which replaces the passport that everyone has here, except for slaves. A form was issued in which I was able to indicate which parameters could be disclosed and which could not, my one hundred and twentieth level was great even by the standards of this world. Chao is only a hundred and tenth level, and here he is considered almost a demigod, according to him. In the guild, I chose the name Peter lightning, because I am sharp on the word and can shoot lightning out of my hands. I have about three thousand gold coins in my account. They will last me for a long time, because I bought this house for three hundred gold pieces. It’s a price to pay for silence, where we’re from, so don’t talk about it, got it (I nodded).

Our state is called the Empire of Grand Floria (probably because there are many forests), the capital where we are located is the city of Landgrave, and the continent is Sotna. This practice of paying aliens from another world for silence began about a hundred years ago. When my grandfather made a fool of himself, told everyone about our world, sowed panic and internecine strife. So I inherited the money, so to speak. I was given a few simple tasks in the guild, so that I would become a gold rank by replenishing my piggy bank to five thousand gold coins. One gold piece is a hundred silver pieces, and one silver piece is a hundred copper pieces. There are not many ranks here: the lowest is iron, then comes steel, bronze, silver, gold, followed by the very rare orichalcum and platinum. Gold is considered very prestigious and with it you get a sixty percent discount in restaurants and taverns, shops and brothels. There are three platinum and orichalcum heroes in the world. Even then, they are really demigods of the one hundred and fifteenth level. One of them is an elf, yes, they are also here, the other two are a human mage and a vampire. So after we eat, we’ll go register you in the guild, you can’t go without documents, I can’t wait to find out your rank and specialization, my. He lifted his head proudly. «Saviour of Worlds.» After that, we’ll buy you a sword and a magic staff. And, of course, you need to change your clothes.

I had a lot of questions, but I was shocked and didn’t ask them. After finishing my dumplings, I went to the next room to change, my robe and hat lying on the bed. I don’t want a strange uncle with a rapier to take me in a carriage, you never know what he can do. My friend was in the next room and when I heard a knock on the door, I thought it was him who said «come in», but the maid came and started helping me to change my clothes. I was confused and very happy. She is a very beautiful and sweet girl, and how nice she smelled. In my world, she could easily be a magazine model with her height of one hundred and eighty centimeters. I noticed that she was smiling when she looked at me, even though she was looking at my friend with a cold gaze. She sniffed at me several times and rolled her eyes, even foaming at the mouth, which she immediately wiped away with a handkerchief. I thought I could use some soap and shampoo.

Once we were dressed, we prepared to leave. A friend looked at my outfit and said that everything was fine, and he also didn’t like that I was dressed by a maid, and not by him. As we were leaving, Virgil said, "Mr. Victor of good luck, let your nickname be the conqueror of heights.» I immediately realized that we were already in a completely different world. Horse carts carried straw, men with swords on their belts, hooded mages with magic staffs. This is definitely not my small provincial town I used to live in. I also noticed many magical races, such as ogres and elves, draconians and mermaids, orcs, dwarves, small flying fairies, demons and beastmen of various kinds. The streets were clean, my friend said that the magic of purification works here and the slime eats dirt and garbage. It was bright everywhere, although the sun was already setting due to the special ore that glows at night in lanterns all over the city.

The guild was aВ large three-story mountain stone building with aВ large В«Heroes GuildВ» sign with aВ unicorn crest. The interior ofВ the building reminded me ofВ the old inns inВ my city, except for aВ wall with task signs and aВ reception desk. At the guild, we were met byВ aВ very cheerful elf named Emma with blue hair, aВ green sundress, and aВ small blue beanie. When she recognized Petka, she gave us kvass toВ drink, asked aВ lot about his adventures, and even kissed us on the cheek when she received aВ sign with aВ completed task. True toВ her business. When she found out that IВ also needed aВ card, she went with us toВ Mr. Chao on the third floor. After knocking on the black wooden door, we went inВ toВ him (for aliens from another world, there is actually aВ reverent attitude). AВ thin figure stood byВ the window, dressed inВ aВ blue robe, aВ staff held inВ an almost withered hand.

«Young people, sit down and make yourself at home. Emma thank you for your hard work you can go now. She smiled at us and left, and we sat down on the spacious sofa. «Peter the Lightning, as you promised, has brought a friend, Victor, I believe.» After I nodded, he continued. – The three of us are guests in this world. We have a few rules that you just need to remember and we will have no problems with you. The first is not to tell anyone about our world except for the same aliens as us, except for the wife. The second is not to tell or share the knowledge and technologies of our world, they’ll figure out how to live here without us. It is not for us to interfere with their natural history. Thirdly, do not kill civilians and aliens like you and me, unless they themselves attacked you or challenged you to a duel, robbers and demons can also be killed in a war, if you want to participate in it. No more than eight wives and concubines per person. – He narrowed his eyes and for some reason looked not at me, but at Petya, although in theory the lecture is for me. «Leave the young ladies for others. With children under eighteen ni-ni. It doesn’t matter that in this world the age of majority is from fifteen, it doesn’t concern me, we observe the laws of our world. And then there was one before you, but we quickly turned him over to the police of our world, so look at me. The rules are clear – after I nodded, he continued. «Let’s see your rank youngster, put your finger on this plate. – I obeyed – So very interesting is your level one hundred and thirty-five, the highest I’ve seen people have here. And the specialization monster slayer means you can tame all sorts of creatures, which is cool. What name should you write hero?

– Victor Conqueror of heights and hearts.

«Ha, ha, young man, you’ve made the old man laugh, so I’ll write as you ask. I also hope that Peter the Lightning told you about the three thousand gold coins in your guild account. This money is given by the country so that you tomboys do not take money on the street and do not break into the palace. We aliens with superpowers will not be able to stop, no one but ourselves. We have a kind of trade union here. We look out for each other. If there are already two of you, then maybe you can create your own clan. It has a number of advantages, you will be able to take gold-ranked tasks right away. Otherwise, you are only an iron rank Victor. I would also not be surprised that such active guys will soon be joined by ladies. The guild leader gave a strange smile and wink. – Also, in hotels and brothels, you will not have to pay the full price for your low rank. The rank is shared between all who are in it. What do you think, Mr. Peter?

«Good idea guild master Mr. Chao. We’ll call our clan the Fire Lions

– It’s a nice name, so we’ll write it down. That’s it, my lads. But if you have any questions or concerns, please come. Just a chat, though. It can be very boring to be alone here.

We took a few simple tasks to collect resources, and went to buy me equipment. After wandering around for about five minutes, we wandered into a shopping street. Bright lights called to us from all directions. Although it was getting dark, the city wasn’t going to sleep. The streets were crowded. I liked the sign of one shop very much, it read «The most unusual swords and staffs from Uncle Snake». My friend and I went inside. The atmosphere immediately said it was an expensive place. Various swords and swords, rapiers and blades hung on the walls, as well as magic staffs were needed.

– Good afternoon, dear guests, Uncle Snake welcomes you. – Said a good-natured snake man of about forty, such here are called lamias. The simple-minded face of an experienced merchant immediately encouraged conversation. The only thing that made him different from a human was that he was a snake below the belly, and the snake’s tongue protruded from his mouth. The conversation was also a bit snaky.

В«Good afternoon, Uncle Snake. We need two swords and two staffs.

– Ah, it’s you, Mr. Peter lightning, I remember reading about you in the newspaper «News of the Empire» in the section young talents. You are a gold-ranked hero, so only the best is for you to follow me. He led us to a small utility room and pointed out two small swords with crystals inside the hilt, one red and one green – I bought them a month ago in confidence from the guy in the hood who he is. They are from the Green Dungeon, found them on the thirtieth floor of an undead Lich of the fiftieth level of the level, killed many heroes. But fell at the hands of Fiona (19 years old, level 52), a beautiful elf, sorceress and princess of Orestes. I didn’t know who to sell them to, because they were too valuable and powerful. Red can cut through everything in the world, and green turns everything into water if you pour manna into it. I’ll give it to you for five hundred gold and three hundred silver coins, this is at a discount of sixty percent, everything is official. Well, it’s a deal.

My friend began toВ argue about the price with the merchant, and IВ was drawn toВ see what else was inВ the room. An unknown force pulled me toВ open the cabinet, IВ did so and found two staffs there, they were very dirty and old, but it was clear that they contained the power that IВ needed. Oddly enough, they also had red and green stones at the base ofВ the football-sized staff. There were two small books inВ the same cabinet.

«We’ll take the swords for four hundred, along with these staffs and books, of course. I said, turning to my friend and the merchant.

«You can’t be fooled, young master, these are the same lich’s staffs, but how did you find them?» I wanted to sell them to Archmage Leveofan tomorrow. And the books, I don’t remember where they came from, but I’ll sell them too. Fate itself has brought you to me. I do not know their properties.

«A friend of mine has gone overboard with three hundred gold and fifty copper coins and bail for everything.– Said Petka, smiling at the salesman

В«Okay, take it before IВ change my mind.В»

We put our hero card on the sign for customers and saw the decrease inВ the amount from my account, then we left the store.

– How cool it is that you don’t need to take money with you, almost like a plastic card at home. I’ll take the green sword and staff, and you’ll take the red one.

Having agreed on this, we went home and I ate cabbage pies and went to bed. I lay there thinking about what my friend had said on the way home. In this world, time passes differently, but here it is no more than a minute in my world. I can’t die here either. I am almost immortal in this world. There was a knock at the door, and I said come in, and there was Virgil, not in her maid’s clothes, but in a light shift. She smiled at me and ducked under the covers.

В«As soon as IВ saw you, IВ knew that IВ loved you, because you are very much like my creator Vige. You smell like him. And she began toВ kiss me so softly. At that moment, IВ distinctly heard the В«TC lucky him againВ» that my friend said inВ his room.

I had a dream in which I was surrounded by flames and in the distance there was a horde of vile creatures with pig faces led by a demon monster of gigantic size. The monster said to me, "Only you stand in my way to conquer the world, you can’t live.»

When I woke up, the maid wasn’t in bed, and I thought I must have been dreaming, but she came in with a tray of cake and milk. She placed the tray on my lap and kissed me, and I realized that last night was real. Although this is not my first time, but it was definitely the most pleasant one. The maid moved away and said.