– Well, and sho?
SHO Sho! Came with a “child”, already a student. However, that contribution wanted to receive. It was not so!
– Sho, didn’t give?!
– Yes, it seems that they did not refuse. They just said that we do not fulfill the second condition of the contribution.
– This is another second? Did they offer a chop?
– Nearly. Only-from the Depositor. It turns out that according to the Instruction, the deposit must be at least 10 years old. Despite the majority of the Contributor (do not confuse, Grandfather is not the Contributor!).
– Well, and sho?
Sho! Gored, Grandfather, with his “SHO”! And so sick! They counted, given that there was a “denomination” (out of my now one hundred rubles), the interest as on the deposit “on demand” (2 percent, although the deposit lasted 9 years!). I doubt, however, “lay” or, nevertheless, “worked” all this time. They counted and wept with emotion. It turned out as much as 134 rubles! I asked for their statement from the personal account. They sent a fee to pay in another window – as much as 20 rubles (according to their “concepts” – my interest for almost 7 years!). As a result, they gave out 114 rubles with some kopecks. It turned out that my 100 US dollars, having spent 9 years in the Bank (oh-li?!), heavily paying up the interest, turned (at the current exchange rate) … – into 3.5 US dollars! After that, don’t tell them Copperfield is not a jerk against them!
Y-yes! Famously! Although, my dear, listen toВ my Bike.
In a certain kingdom, a certain state (the hell will figure it out, in which) there lived Alice the Fox and Basilio the Cat. Swindlers, however (“kataly” in our opinion). It didn’t work out with Buratina there. Either he slapped them, or they didn’t give him, I don’t remember. Only these Catals decided to move to the Land of Fools. For greater importance, they called themselves Sberbank (the savings bank in the then). “Pinched” for those times, little by little, enough. They listened to the owner. Can’t do it anymore!
Only suddenly the wind of Changes blew. The Mineral Secretary came to Power. He didn’t like it too much, our peasant was drinking himself too much. Fuck her! Let it be poisoned with moonshine! Root vineyards (even though they have been bred for decades)! Yes, and the Union of the Indestructible is something swollen (then only conceived. Is he?). I would have stumbled on a crossroads (and I want to, and pricked), until the “Democrats” knocked off.
A new one came (either “dyed”, or drunk, I don’t remember). And he went for a walk all over Ivanovskaya! Sho grandfathers and fathers collected the crumbs for a millennium and defended with their Blood, instantly destroyed (break, do not build)!
– Each Baba-Yage has a separate stupa! – Oral, as blissful. – The current generation of Soviet People will live under Capitalism, I forgot to say Feudal. And the blessed in Russia have always been respected. Yes, you see, they got fooled. They just took the drunkard for the blessed one. And from what demand? He popped into the bushes (Barvikha, or something, calls himself names). And the Union is no longer there!
They all became “independent” (they used to be called appanage principalities). They rule, that is, they are ruled by local princelings (do not confuse, they are boss, and do not manage!).
But even grandfathers taught that one at a time can break off the fingers of the healthiest man. And the Army was driven into the “ass” – what is the Border and Defense!
Shoy got me carried away. What am I talking about? Oh yes! It means, about Foxes and Cats overseas. Those immediately smelled – Their Times! While the Boss is “in an insole”, Gaidarenysh will help them (Bad, however. His grandfather would have turned over in his coffin. Or maybe he is tossing and turning) Yes Chief Reketir Red (Chu-bays-translated from Ossetian: Chu-go, Bays-take away ). The go-ahead was given-Rob! And off we go!
Schaub Vrazhins, God forbid, did not slam the People’s Money (that is, the Money of 1991, 84 kopecks cost then the US dollar), we will look after them ourselves (that is, we will grab it).
The coffins were taken away from Grandfather and Grandma! The Severyanin, who put his health down for them! From the Soldier who earned them with his Blood! Just at the People! Their honestly earned Money. Let everyone in the world! However, I’m lying. Not all. Whoever turned out to be shameless, but turned out to be shameless, became an Oligarch (at all times he was called a Thief, but here, on you, an Oligarch!
And they reduced the Teacher and the Doctor toВ shame. When it was?! What will He teach your Children or how will He heal? For thinking about our Daily Bread!
Again IВ got carried away. Excuse me. So there youВ go!
Our Vorogi have taken away with Overseas Money-zeros cannot be added! No one was shot or imprisoned for that. The owner sobered up, threw him a bone. And he is glad. Yes, they brought the brine, the sweetest souls! (Murderers, in my opinion). The people bent down, quieted down. Yes, out of habit, let’s talk: – Who’s to blame?
– Hto-Hto! Grandfather Pikhto! I only poisoned my soul!
“Don’t be angry with the Old One.” Go, or something, to the Golden Fish! Maybe you can ask for the FAQ. Maybe he will assign you a Hero!
– Come on, her to the bathhouse! I don’t need to posthumously! I’d rather go to our Pike (but not to the Bitch! To the Pike! Completely deaf, Old!). That though is Ours! Will be puzzled!
– Well, walk, walk Fool (Ivan, however).
* *В *
– You turned around quickly! Found a Pike?
– I, one leg is here, the other is there. Found it, however.
– Well, and sho?
– Played, sho yes sho! Everything Will Be the Way, Grandfather! Do not scold! Be Good!
– How! There are many of you such extrasexual soothsayers!
– Would you like to believe, Would you like to believe not. Only the literate in the January issue of “Oracle” on the third page printed the Forecast-Mystery (Thomas the Unbelievers! They called them Mystery because of coquetry. The pike said so). All the Dates have been named. Both the Judgment Year and the Defender of the Fatherland Day (February 23! 2023).
– You fool! What is Defender’s Day after Judgment? Nothing will remain!
– Not guessed, Grandfather, not a single letter! Judgment Year – for the Bad Men! All of them will be taken prisoner. And during the Year-Demonstration Process. On the Internet! Look on the Web. The entire People will judge (and not individual “people’s” judges)! Interactive survey! And there, according to “merit”. Someone is amnestied, someone is “conditionally”. Who – on “chemistry”. To raise the economy destroyed by the War!
And someone and Pozh is worn out! Saw icebergs with jigsaws! We will give it to the Emirates. And the money stolen will return (but not all at once! Let’s get drunk finally).
– Yes hto will return that?!
– Craftsmen are not extinct yet! The Rat has survived! Though thinned. But Her will be enough to manage! So sho, Grandfather, “… Not yet Evening, not yet Evening …”
– I should drink honey with your lips! What year is that?!
– This!
– They have the same army, money, cops-kents, judges-prosecutors!
– And at Na-S-Rat!!
– Fool! Well, what do you get from him? Blissful!
– “Blessed is he who Believes!” Leave me alone, Grandfather! A bunch of Delov still need to be done! It is necessary to prepare for the Holiday!
– It’s as if your “roof has moved down”!
– Be Spock, Grandfather! I have a “roof” – People’s! They do not know what the “roof” of the wing is. Where are they against Alpha! And there are just enough Fighters and Real Cossacks! Just whistle!
– Well, whistle, whistle (Whistler was found!). Lost here with you, Fool. Bless you! By the way, receive the Blessing!
– I’ll get it! I am a Warrior of Christ!
– Save and Save you, Fool.
* *В *
The Leopard from the Mountain looked with respect like the Bear’s lane through the windbreak and the rubble along the Forest. This one will show who is the Boss in the House. And whose cones in the forest …
Ivanushka the Fool, smiling at the people he met, walked boldly along the Road. Both on! We met two loneliness! Highlander and Ivanushka embraced. Brothers Named.
Noos and Chaos exchanged sly glances. Another Crazy!
Beauty, sending an air kiss, listened toВ Itself with tender Istoma. Are they really Her Men?!
The Golden Age began the First Steps …
P.S. Veronica!
Beauty Will Save the World. Thank you forВ Her.
В В В В WithВ love
В В В В Highlander
P.В SS
The next must-have chapter is Brian Banks! * German Rocket from the Russian SS – Ardent Greetings!
В В В В WithВ love
В В В В Highlander
Chapter VII. How young weВ were
“… How young we were …” To Polina Porizkova – Actress, Beauty, Children’s Writer, all Polina, and first of all, granddaughter Polina. Dedicate
В В В В Author
ChapterВ VII
“… Hello, a young, unfamiliar tribe …”
…For the younger ones …
The battle has begun.
The dogs fight with the tenacity of the doomed. It’s hard for the Warriors. Everyone keeps a perimeter defense. Blood mixed. Own and someone else’s.
Leopard is calm. Can’t beat the dogs. Only the eyes are twisted with sadness. Here and there, waves of Warriors’ dogs cover them. Only the circles diverge at this point. And silence.
Ordered to survive! Highlander and Ivanushka are fighting shoulder to shoulder. Hold on, Herod’s tribe! “… We did not have time to look back, as sons, as sons go into battle …” Sons come to the rescue. They would still play Cossack robbers. Death is a merciless teacher. Are these adult eyes in our kids?! “… Ah, War, what have you done, mean! Our courtyards suddenly became empty. Our boys raised their heads. They have matured for the time being … ”
Scorched by gunpowder, still children’s fingers squeeze a glass of vodka. It is supposed to commemorate the fallen comrades. Didn’t live long, Disliked, Didn’t do it …
Women!! Where are you looking?! After all, it is your husbands, grooms, children, grandchildren who become a “load of 200”! Where is “Riot of Women” and “Antigone”? ! Who, besides you, will enlighten the men who have gone mad! “… And in the front-line dugout they have dreams about childhood. It can be seen that we all grew up early-Air Workers Wars … ”
The turning point in the Battle. Snapping, the dogs retreat. Ring them! End all this Scum! Once and for all! Love Should Rule the World! Death is its time. Not earlier, and not later … The younger should bury their elders, and not vice versa. Why should elders live without younger ones? What then is the meaning of their life?
Seven colors of the rainbow. Seven days a week. Seven senses … Seven Elements. Seven kids. Year of the Goat. “… Three, seven, ace …". The order of magic numbers. One child in the house – I don’t think that’s right. God forbid, something happened to him! How to live after that?! SEVEN-ME … Or at least THREE.
A terrible picture of the field after the Battle. Silence rings. The ravens’ caw only disturbs her. The field is covered with mourning hills. Warriors fought in these places. The carcasses of the dogs covered them. To bury Heroes with honors. It is not in vain that the heads have folded their riotous ones. To make the peaceful sky turn blue. Children and Women did not flinch from breaks. For Life and Happiness!
ToВ Peace and the death ofВ Red!
The granddaughter is splashing inВ the tub. The grandfather is already all wet. She only smiles slyly. The soul ofВ the Highlander melts.
– Grandpa! Why do you have your hands in “wavki”?
– I fell from the tree.
– You probably scared all the birds when you fell?
Yeah. Grandfather has no other Commander in life. Her orders are not discussed. Into fire and water, easily! Get the moon? No problem! Give a Star? How much do you say! And the Scarlet Flower …
Honored grandfather ofВ Russia. The granddaughter is already claiming his rights. Bogatyr! Only the ass outweighs so far. But he smiles often. Like my grandfather used toВ be. He will be aВ funny guy. And kind.
Trinity-Noos, Chaos and Beauty look affectionately from above. Lucky Nutty! ByВ yourself, perhaps, toВ have Children? Devil inВ the eyes ofВ Beauty. Men are sucked in. What are not suitors!
P.S.
Polinushka!
Among the Ossetians, one ofВ the most important is aВ toast toВ the younger ones. From the head ofВ the sacrificial ram (or bull), the Elder at the table cuts off the ear and, together with three glasses, sends the youngest. This emphasizes respect for their youth. They will replace the elders tomorrow. Cut off ear-hint. If you, donkey, are not enough ofВ your two ears toВ hear what the elder teaches you, here is the third for you! Does an elder who loves his younger ones teach them bad things? Listen toВ him with open ears. He does not want you toВ step on the same rake that he met inВ life. Therefore, he is already gray and wrinkled. The younger ones are our continuation inВ life. May everyone be healthy and happy!
(Just do not tell anyone that you are smarter than your elders and can teach them Life. Because you are more honest, simpler and see the World with Right eyes. IВ know that.)
В В В В WithВ love
В В В В Highlander
Chapter VIII. Part one. A friend is known …
