Рамиль Латыпов "Incredible adventures of friends"

But this is not the last meeting ofВ the day. InВ the world ofВ looking glass, two gods were having aВ conversation.

В«My own prince, Count ofВ his own land ofВ Victorland. Success awaits me. Ashen man Dazhbog says.

«So what if he can’t handle my hero?» In his world, he had already gathered thirty thousand pig faces. Leon is a full-blooded demon, and his strength and bravery are not equal to your little man. And the click will be mine! You’re the reason we’re in this world. We were sealed in clay tablets by that wizard Merlin from earth. And how well we had fun there. Out of boredom, we decided to take this adventure. I won’t lose this time.

«We’ll find out in two years.

We went home after the bar, and IВ said from the doorway:

«We’re going to Victorland, where our new home is.

Chapter 6В Victorland

The ladies really liked the idea and began toВ collect their things. But their behavior changed, each ofВ them tried toВ please me, even the unfriendly Anna became much more compliant, growing inВ my eyes. An hour later, we were standing with our things at the city wall. The guards at the gate apologized very much for the incident and asked them not toВ be punished, when IВ became king, IВ promised not toВ touch them. But they will wash the toilets with me for aВ long time. Once out inВ the field outside the city, IВ summoned my wyverns with aВ whistle, and we flew toВ my new domain.

Flying aВ wyvern is aВ great pleasure. But flying your test five-meter beast is aВ bit different. So he still asks questions.

– Well, son-in-law, how does my daughter eat well?

– Yes, father-in-law is fine.

«I hear you’ve become a prince, so how’s she like a princess when she’s brisk in bed?»

– Kh-choked on what question, what kind of family does Blondie have-Geowald (150 years old) don’t ask such questions.

«Call me Daddy.» I’m sorry for the question, we’re just regular wyverns, we don’t finish anything, we don’t eat with spoons.

«Dad. «I hate to say it, but he’s part of my new family – I’m glad I found your pack that time.» You have wonderful daughters, beautiful and intelligent.

В«Well, thank you,В son

«As you know, we’re going to Victorland. Pirates took over these lands centuries ago and we need to conquer them. The king has taken a dislike to me and is already writing a letter about the war with the Lamia country. So, having conquered the pirates, war awaits us. If the wyverns don’t want to participate, I’ll understand.

«How do you imagine it, my daughters will fight, and I will stand aside, no, our pack will fight. You have given us the power to defeat all enemies. Especially since my brother, the leader of the red brow clan, lives in the land of enemies, he will help us. And don’t forget, we are your slaves.

InВ the distance, IВ noticed the ocean, boundless. Fresh sea air blew inВ my face. IВ closed my eyes with pleasure, inВ my own world IВ was not at the sea, although here IВ will see (from the author aВ hint toВ the famous film). Gulls and albatrosses flew away, seeing about twenty large and five small wyverns. InВ the distance, IВ heard aВ scream, very powerful.

В«What is it?В» IВ asked myВ dad

«This is the Dragon, our strongest enemy here. My brother pays tribute to him with food. We’d better speed up before he catches us.»

This didn’t happen. A large carcass flew to meet us.

В«Oh, no,В» IВ said. He found us. The pack lands. And twenty-five wyverns and their riders landed on the beach.

«I’ll deal with him together with Peter, and you protect everyone, Dad. «All the wyverns and ladies have fled to the nearest cave.

«I’ve never killed a dragon before.» Petka smiled, pulling out his red sword. Wyverns are a bit tough.

В«Did you eat wyverns?В»

В«Silver cut off her tail and fed me. She said that this is aВ special ritual that increases male strength.

«Interesting. – I hope they are doing well in bed, they need a stable rear to take over the world.

AВ fifteen-meter-long Dragon completely red with aВ smile on its face landed near us. He wagged his tail several times, scratched the sand with his claws, and we stood motionless with our swords drawn.

«You’re not cowards. I don’t like coward meat, it’s tough. Such heroes are nice to eat. I am Zmey Gorynych (exact age unknown, but more than 10,000 years old) from the Russian city of Novgorod, although you local shafki don’t even know where it is. That’s where the heroes were. As soon as they give you a kick in the teeth, you’ll fly away to Syzran. There were battles there. And then what, some weaklings with magic. As long as Merlin didn’t send me here (the Basurman tore off my two heads and left one) along with other magical creatures, I was fine. He spoiled the girls in human form. I beat Koshchei in the balls, and I did the same to Nightingale the robber. It was fun. I was daydreaming, reminiscing, so to speak. It’s time to eat you.

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